I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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