If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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