I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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