i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
