She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it was like eating out sand paper
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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