Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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