More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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