I can't watch pbs sober anymore
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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