When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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