was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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