Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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