He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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