did you get engaged???
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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