She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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