For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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