**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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