I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
There are leaves in my underwear?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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