Just fell off a train. Bad.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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