I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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