therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just pee around me
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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