Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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