i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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