did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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