I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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