you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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