then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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