Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
organizing the empties. That sober.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
