yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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