Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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