So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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