Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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