We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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