do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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