Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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