I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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