TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
