I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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