Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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