I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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