yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
As shirtless as possible
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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