For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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