He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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