No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
