Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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