he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
