I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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