I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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