It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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