playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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