Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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