That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Randomize
