so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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