How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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