i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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